Someone Had to...
During CRAGCATION’s seminal week, we pushed the boundaries of our stomachs and accomplished great gluttonous feats at CRAGCATION WORLD HQ (Will’s parent’s house). Last night, for instance, I ate two bowls of Pasta Bolognese with sides of garlic bread and Caesar salad, drank one beer, had three glasses of Cabernet Sauvignon, ate five or six caprese tomatoes, three or four oranges (sliced soccer style), and one very large, very frosted corner slice of birthday cake.