Adorations

A running list of things the Gang holds in high regard

• The game where you put the word ‘Anal’ before the actual name of every RV/Camper you see. Feel free to peruse Ryan’s list from Summer 2k14
• Kendrick Lamar
• Booze
• Cruxes involving dual, single-pad, mono-pockets on 5.11c. I feel like Wolfgang Gullich!
• Wood Mondays; where we scavange campgrounds for unused firewood leftover from the previous weekend
• the Petzl Gri Gri
• The schoolbus of sorority sisters who showed up at the campsite adjacent to ours in the City of Rocks. The driver even wore an Admiral’s hat!
• Movie theaters. Especially ones playing Mission Impossible 5
• Wyoming Rec centers w/ saunas, steam rooms, hot tubs, and lazy rivers. We have major beef, however, with the child who defecated in the lazy river and turned the place into a hazmat site
• That grimy tan dish rag we used everyday for three months
• Hair metal
• Patty’s Egg Nest in Seattle
• Coleman brand Disaster Tents… We’re just grateful we don’t own one
• Onsight climbing. Because redpoint climbing is stressy