After 8,593 miles, 3 months, 2 countries, 9 states,
14 CRAGs, and 222 pitches, we’re DONE!


A running list of things the Gang holds in high regard

  • The game where you put the word ‘Anal’ before the actual name of every RV/Camper you see. Feel free to peruse Ryan’s list from Summer 2k14
  • Kendrick Lamar
  • Booze
  • Cruxes involving dual, single-pad, mono-pockets on 5.11c. I feel like Wolfgang Gullich!
  • Wood Mondays; where we scavange campgrounds for unused firewood leftover from the previous weekend
  • the Petzl Gri Gri
  • The schoolbus of sorority sisters who showed up at the campsite adjacent to ours in the City of Rocks. The driver even wore an Admiral’s hat!
  • Movie theaters. Especially ones playing Mission Impossible 5
  • Wyoming Rec centers w/ saunas, steam rooms, hot tubs, and lazy rivers. We have major beef, however, with the child who defecated in the lazy river and turned the place into a hazmat site
  • That grimy tan dish rag we used everyday for three months
  • Hair metal
  • Patty’s Egg Nest in Seattle
  • Coleman brand Disaster Tents… We’re just grateful we don’t own one
  • Onsight climbing. Because redpoint climbing is stressy