Denver to Rumney. In two days. 16 hours day one. 13 hours day two. 1,971 miles in total. Vast quantities of unleaded gasoline. Spinning tracks like this when it’s the wrong three o’clock, we’re getting punchy, and awaiting arrival at the deeeluxe Econo Lodge of Toledo, Ohio… AND along the way, I took Will’s Cracker Barrel virginity. That was special for both of us.